Question: what happens when you put together a fat redneck, a lot of alcohol and a Suzuki SUV? You get a hilarious video of a guy called Pern making an epic high jump on a improvised jump ramp made of dirt. Together with his buddies Pern decided to push the limits of usual camping fun and got into his Suzuki SUV completely drunk and filled with a few crazy thoughts in his head.
First he filled up his own fuel tank with beer, took out everything of the Suzuki that was unnecessary for the jump, such as a barrel?! Then he put on a helmet for protection, although to be honest I’m not quite sure if he could feel anything in case he got hurt from the jump. First, because he’s drunk like a mule, and second because he’s very fat which gives him natural shock absorbers
Anyway, he made a really high jump and a very funny video. Great job Pern, you the man!